That's what you're thinking, right? I would think the same thing if I were you.  

We bought this domain three years ago and thought, "Hey, it'd be great to review movies." I mean, we love movies. We watch movies. We like to talk about movies.

Insert the time beat of procrastination.

Now that we've finally started the site, we decided to do it differently. What you're going to find at Dr. Movies is a clinical assessment of the movies. We're going to rate them from 1 to 5 stars going from worst to best. We're going to be honest, and we're going to frame the movies in terms you can understand.